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7 Aug

paula-abdul 2“I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am!”

You and me both Paula Abdul. Given the chance I would scan the card, rip off the ribbon, then tear through the decorative paper to expose the goodness of you – and I would like it. Granted it would be the kind of awesomely creepy present I couldn’t sleep in the same room with for fear it would stab my slumbering body several hundred times in an alcoholic, pilled-up rage over my lack of appreciation for it.

– Tara Steven-Seagal.