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– Daddy Swank
Tags: about to die, Adventure, Aliens, Bear Grylls, comedy, films, Humour, Jungle, Man vs. Wild, movies, Predator, Survival, television, totally fucked, TV, We're Fucked, Wilderness
So Liz Hurley and Shane Warne, aka crickets answer to Tiger Woods recently got engaged…Does the woman not know how to use Google? That’s right Liz, you should be embarrassed Has she been living in an underground bunker for the last 20 years, only coming out to do media appearances, screw millionaires’ and tweet about […]
That’s what’s so great about the internet: you may think you’re a sick fuck as you type crazy shit into the Google search window but the results tend to show there’s always someone way sicker and more full of fuckery than you’ll ever be. Theres a galaxy of kiny-fied Golden Girls fan art going on out there and I have been in the dark for so long!
Don’t call him “A troubled actor”. He loves this shit and so do we. I think it’s time we talked about Charlie Sheen. Sure, the interwebs are abuzz with Sheen speak but everyone is saying the same old shit. Oh that Charlie Sheen, he’s partial to sex and drugs and booze and whores. He gets […]
This is how I want to remember Michael Jackson Say what you will about him. Talk him up like he was some kind of benevolent musical God or trash him for the alleged kiddy fiddling and the 97 different kinds of crazy but at least once (that we know of) a still black Michael Jackson […]
I’ve been wanting to write a piece on Juggalos for some time now but stopped myself in fear of coming down with internet herpes version 12.0. It’s a really scary virus that makes the Simplex II strain look like kindergarten eczema. Horny dudes often pick it up from jacking off in front of X rated Icelandic midget porn […]