Tag Archives: satire

I’M SORRY, WHAT? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME TWILIGHT IS ABOUT VAMPIRISM?

3 Sep

“Twilight is a poignant account of one boy’s struggle with narcissistic personality disorder and debilitating mental illness. We are introduced to the main protagonist Edward Cullen as he twitches at his school desk after rubbing himself with baking soda and ground chalk.  The tearjerker scene where he  plays Clair De Lune on a piano, surrounded by dry ice is an art house homage to late 1980’s and early 90’s Guns N’ Roses rock videos and is arguably the greatest cinematic depiction of a “delusions of grandeur” spell ever caught on celluloid, up there with Cassavetes’ Mabel Longhetti from A Woman Under The Influence…”

–  Tristan Black – Chicago Sun Newspaper Film Review

LONELY HEARTS CLUB: Dating in the 21st Century

30 Aug

Lonely Hearts ClubLHC5

LONELY HEARTS CLUB: Personal Ads For The 21st Century

25 Jul

Lonely Hearts Club

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Scott Stapp: Creative Suicide Threat

20 Jul

Scott Stapp Quote

LONELY HEARTS CLUB: Personal Ads For The 21st Century

19 Jul

Lonely Hearts Club

Tom Cruise - Lonely Hearts Club

LONELY HEARTS CLUB: Personal Ads For The 21st Century

18 Jul

“That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight losing my errection. Trying to keep up with you. And I don’t know if I can do it. Oh no I’ve said too much..”

– REM

Lonely Hearts Club

Terry - Lonely Hearts Club

He’s Just Not That Into You Because…

18 Jul

He's Just Not That Into You Because...